Joke in Eng

Bank Interview

A bank manager was interviewing
four very different applicants from his short list for
the position of clerical. He devised a simple test to
select the most suitable person for the job.
He asked each applicant the question,
-"What is two and two?"
The first interviewee was a journalist.
-His answer was "Twenty-two."
The second applicant was an engineer.
- He pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to
be between 3.999 and 4.001.
The next person was a lawyer.
He stated that in the case of Jenkins v Cromwell two
and two was proven to be four.
The last applicant was an accountant.
When the bank manager asked him, "How much is two
and two?",
--The accountant got up from his chair, went over and
closed the door. He came back, sat down, leaned across
the desk and said in a low voice,
"How much do you want it to be?"

He got the job.