Funny Nice Sms Of The Week

Enjoy These Nice Sms

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition ...!!! ....
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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
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Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
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PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever.
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girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.
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Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. .. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !
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Dear user,your wife can become mother without your struggle!Just SMS 'CHILD' or call customer care at 9890****** & be a tension-free DAD!
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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .Bholajee asks to ATM machine????? ??