Celebrities Gone Commando

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Despite protestations to the contrary, it turns out you folks are interested in seeing what (or what isn't) under the skirts of starlets.


The recent wave of starlets snapped sans underwear has pushed the buzz on three notable sexpots to new heights.

Take Britney Spears. The Cajun chanteuse is single and looking to mingle, without the constriction of undergarments. We've seen over 200 variations of search terms looking for pictures of Britney sans undies. That staggering amount covers everything from "britney spears commando" to "britney spears oops," but still isn't enough to cover her private parts. To discuss that sensitive subject, we'd have to tell you about all the four-letter, five-letter, and six-letter words appended to Britney's name and the variations of those terms that have popped up in Search. We'll leave those to your fertile imagination.

Lindsay Lohan is also devoted to the art of appearing in public without her knickers. Searches on "lindsay lohan flash" and "lindsay lohan no underwear" jumped this week along with the usual mix of the prurient and vulgar search terms attached to the asthmatic actress. Her pantyless antics don't excite you as much as Britney's—there are "only" about 40 terms related to La Lohan and her intimate area.

The true trailblazer in this arena? Ditzy heiress Paris Hilton, of course. Anyone who can count a sex tape as a career plus rather than hindrance doesn't mind displaying her goods for the patient paparazzi. Searches on "paris hilton no panties" were up 10% this week, but buzz on the celebutante without underwear pales when compared to searches for her still-in-demand (?) sex tape.

The sad thing? The pelvis revealing photos aren't sexy in any sense of the word. We did the research along with millions of other curious searchers and shrugged our shoulders. But the saddest thing? Searchers seeking photos of these attention-starved starlets in their "underware" (sic).>


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