Funny Thoughts Of A Child

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A man was driving through town with his 6 year old boy while a beautiful woman in a convertible drove along side them for quite some distance. At a stop light the woman stood up in the car, completely naked and turned toward both the man & boy. The father couldn't help but stare, when the little boy turned to his dad and said, "Daddy! Daddy! Did you see that woman? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt!!!"


A woman took her 5 year old son with her to the local gym, utilizing the gym's child care facilities. After awhile the boy escaped the child care area and found himself in the women's locker room. As he wondered about aimlessly amongst the women in their various states of showering and undress, the women began screaming, panicking, and trying to covering themselves up. In the middle of one of these particular groups of women, he hollered, "What's the matter, ladies? Ain't you ever seen a little boy before?"

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